You’ve got to love Flasheart.
Flasheart: The first thing to remember is: always treat your kite [plane] like you treat your woman!
George: How, how do you mean, Sir? Do you mean, do you mean take her home at weekends to meet your mother?
Flasheart: No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!
(Blackadder S04E04 – more quotable quotes in this half-hour episode than in the Twilight canon, and that’s saying something!)