order of the phallus, first class

Apparently the verdict as pronounced during the Parent-Teacher Meeting today is: clever dick, which means exactly what it reads: clever, but hopelessly and recalcitrantly dicklike. There’s room for resentment because I’m definitely not a dick and I do try to be down-to-earth and humble most of the time, except that my inordinately otherworldly intelligence often gets in the way.

Nevertheless, it’s not that bad. I mean, if you think clever dicks are being pretentious, you should look at clever dildos!

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