wtf, is there anything more bizarre than this? I don’t even know how to begin to write about this – we’ve been making fun at someone for her command of English when she’s actually a credit card fraudster?? This doesn’t make sense. The world doesn’t make sense.
I need a lie-down.
In other bizarre news, an 8.7kg baby, with accompanying funny picture:
Which is a fitting reminder, of course, that for every rugby captain born in the world, there’s a librarian.