though yes, I agree there’s much to hide

Today is Make Fun Someone’s Potentially Awkward Facebook Status Message With The Intention Of Making A Point Day (you may or may not have heard of it, they celebrate it all the time in South Zambia), so I shall indulge!

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Omg, it’s Ova Man! Ova Man traverses rooftops at night, delivering ova to random women so they don’t bleed, while singing and tapping his feet to the beat of The Merry Ovum Song (which goes something like this: “Ovuu-uum! Ovuu-uum! *sound of elephant blowing nose* Let me ho-old your ha-aaaaand! Ovuu-uum, let us dance round the firepla-aaaace!”)!

Though apparently Ova Man has a sore throat so he’s not delivering ova anymore. If your life (and/or ovum) has been touched by Ova Man before, please send him your thanks.

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