I like my life. I really have high hopes for ISLE, the talk today was well-informed and pretty deviated from the Service-Learning contrived bullshit of the past. And Council Orientation was pretty awesome. I’m still not very good at Making Fast Friends With Random Strangers, because that’s just not what I do.
(and in that respect I’ll never be a pimp, because pimps seem to pull out conversation topics from their asses and assorted other orifices, like ‘How’s The Weather’ and ‘Wow That Pencil Case Matches Your Socks’. Whereas I stutter and manage incoherent answers when spoken to, resorting to grunts and nods every few seconds. If you wanna be my fwen you may take the initative. I would wink shyly and we could go to some deserted classroom or handicapped toilet, and, y’know, write poetry or whatever you do best.)
I saw two people attempting to eat each other’s faces on the escalator at the MRT station today, before realising that, no, it wasn’t a pagan oil-osmosis ritual, but two people with oily faces trying to make out. What is the world coming to??? If you don’t know how to do it, there’s always Youtube! (or Youku for the >10 minute videos)