English – 80% (4.0)
Lit – 79% (3.6)
FINAL FINAL FINAL FINAL FINAL GPA (BEFORE MODERATION, WHICH PROBABLY WON’T DO ANYTHING BECAUSE THE REST OF RI COMPRISES SMART BOYS WHO DON’T NEED NO MODERATION): 3.64
Joint third in class with about 4687349867356 others. Ten years down the road I’ll be sweeping it, wondering what would have happened had I gotten that one extra mark for Lit.
I need a life. Math party, my house?