pencil Pb(II)

Oh man, there was this couple sitting beside me on the MRT, and the woman (China, ugly) looked like she was trying to lick her boyfriend’s cheek off, and it was pretty gross because she looked carnivorous and starved in a really wrong way. And the boyfriend was looking embarrassed and staring blankly ahead.

Seriously, the way people are making out in public, you’d think car backseats hadn’t been invented yet.

I survived Chem and History today, and it’s pretty cool that this could well be the last Chem paper I take in my LIFE. It could also well be the last time I enter the hall, take out my stationery, realise I don’t have a pencil, before deciding resignedly that I will do without a pencil for today.

And that was when I saw the OTAS sheet.

Well, Rich had an extra pencil, which I gladly took. That’s what friends are for – extra pencils.

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11 thoughts on “pencil Pb(II)

  1. Hey, i’ve seen worse. There was this couple on the bus. And the girl was just all over the guy. And she was speaking TOTALLY WEIRDLY (not because it was in chinese). No offense to anyone, quite spastically. it was kind of discomforting. Not to mention what she said was something along the lines of, “Your pants smell good.” And yes she was totally sniffing his pants before that o.O

    WEIRD.

  2. oh my GOD. I was standing beside a couple on 156 just now! The guy was asking his girlfriend for sex. ‘You and me another time? Please?’

    The PDA scene here is -so- disturbing.

  3. LOL They ain’t Lead, neither are they Lead twoplus Ions. They ain’t even remotely related to Pb.

    Pencil “Lead”s are made out of Graphite, which is like, Carbon.

    Next time refill your pencil with your skin.

  4. chemistry phailzors, especially those “pencil lead” manufacturers. maybe graphite is like for normal pencils, and lead for mechanical pencils? but doesn’t make sense anyway.

  5. oh, I’ve heard of those. only pansies put graphite in their pencils!

    you should see how pretty the shiny writing comes out with real lead pencils. though make sure you don’t chew on the pencils while thinking though.

    in short, Pb > C

  6. MY PENCIL HAS ALUMINIUM BECAUSE

    a) ALUMINIUM HAS A LAYER OF OXIDE WHICH PROTECTS IT FROM CORROSION
    b) ALUMINIUM IS MALLEABLE
    c) ALUMINIUM HAS LOW DENSITY

    YA SO ALUMINIUM IS LIKE KIND OF COOL

  7. oh. my. god. yesterday after the chem paper i have decided to detest aluminium for life. LEAD IS AWESOME SHIZZ!

    PDA can get horrifically disturbing too, it’s not even M18, it’s vulgar stuff out there! Youths these days!

  8. oh dang. mooty don’t tell me that’s the answer for the beijing question!?

    lol everyone’s going on a china-hating spree. why couldn’t they be normal and just use propene bleh!

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