and you wonder why I use wordpress

It’s over, Google.

I placed my trust in you and you’ve betrayed it.

I used your search engine every day for various reasons. You were my gateway to the Internet, and now you’ve turned your back on me. I used your email. I used your blogging client for over three years. I’d never cheated on you (except for the time I used MegaVideo because YouTube didn’t have full Pokemon anime episodes). I think it’s safe to say that I have never been a traitorous consumer. I am loyal, Google. You know it. The first time I searched the Internet through you, expecting to find a few links and being offered a few billion. The first time I logged in to Gmail, anticipating the then-1GB storage space that I would find within the bowels of your awesome reach.

But until the day you offer Chrome to Mac users, it’s OVER, Google. WE’RE over.

Bitch.

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26 thoughts on “and you wonder why I use wordpress

  1. I dunno. I guess because Chrome is new so people want to try it for novelty’s sake? But I still go with Firefox anyway. OMG, I’m so conventional. -_-

    (Chrome’s the new internet browser made by Google.)

  2. chrome’s still under development la. we’ll see what happens.

    price to pay for being a Mac user eh? like a certain invisible disc drive

  3. yeah, novelty! woot. I’ll probably have a fling with it and go back to Firefox.

    and Mac sucks! the visualboyadvance for mac is so glitchy and stuffs. amongst other stuff.

  4. HAHA ok…naw stick to Firefox for now. Yes we know Google is very much affiliated with Microsoft so for now Mac users shall hold their ground and be PROUD OF HAVING A PRETTY APPLE DESIGN!!!

    Mac was never made for gaming y’know? It was made for camwhoring =O

  5. the “supposed” use of the incognito window:

    For times when you want to browse in stealth mode, for example, to plan surprises like gifts or birthdays, Google Chrome offers the incognito browsing mode. Webpages that you open and files downloaded while you are incognito won’t be logged in your browsing and download histories; all new cookies are deleted after you close the incognito window. You can browse normally and in incognito mode at the same time by using separate windows.

    its a well known fact that most pro-chrome people use the new incognito window function to surf pr0n.
    NAWT.

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