The only thing harder than humility is pride.
I mean, what, “Matthew has participated in an ongoing life simulation programme in Sec 1 and 2, honing his life and interpersonal skills while brushing up on his technology-usage proficiency. (many of us know this programme as “Maplestory”.)”???
My bullshitting skills fail me at the crucial testimonial-drafting skillz. Harakiri ensues.