1. Last night I dreamt of dried mangoes.
2. Thank God for ice cream in the freezer when you most expect it.
3. Everything I had to know, I learned on YouTube.
4. Tomorrow will be the first and only free day of the week. I think the only way to do justice to it is to waste it.
5. I used to want to sell funny T-shirts online.
6. The last Friday of holidays is way too late to start Giving Animated Series A Chance.
7. My life is like a Family Guy episode on rerun.