YOU HAF LAFFED MI ASS OUT AS WELL

Please note that I had nothing to do with this haircut, and please don’t laugh at me in school, because last I checked I was capable of fits of angst and my DISC test tells me that my greatest fear is ‘Rejection’, which sounds ominous and all, so when consulted please tell me my hair is awesome, and please don’t go into little squeals about how my hair is cute, because I know you guys will do that.

Will jump if slightly provoked, so please, handle with care. My ego has hit a new low. I shall skip recess and stay in class, wearing a hoodie.

The sacrifices I have made in the name of drama in the last two years have been enormous and life-ruining. They should give me a plastic trophy and chocolate or something.

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