rawrrrrk

Kids like me, because I don’t like to bite children below ten. At CIP, this fat guy clung on to me (METAPHORICALLY, because if otherwise I would have bitten him) until I pissed him off by stealing his plasticine. But at the end of the lesson he still went all, “Next week you come? Pleeeeasssssseeeee?” Geez. I actually prefer them all pissed, because their muscles tense up and they taste like adults anyway.

I went to Koon’s house today to do SS. Daniel, Weeps and Sagar were there, surfing porn and doing the chicken dance with bananas. (Which is a really bad thing to say, because some people may actually believe me :/) Daniel brought Tim Tams.

Me: Let’s do the Tim Tam Slam!
Daniel: … I knew you’d say that.

Daniel: It’d be so cool if someone was named Timothy Tam! Like, he’d be Tim Tam for short!
Me: Ha! Yeah!
Daniel: I mean, think of the pick-up lines!
Me: Heh. “Hey, I’m Tim Tam. You can spill Milo all over me and suck it off.”

Singapore wins bid to host 2010 youth olympics says:
noot
moot
is the oral script due tmr?
moot
MATTHEWZ says:
I am daoing you.
Singapore wins bid to host 2010 youth olympics says:
moot…
this is serious
[.spencer.] My maths is without a shred of doubt… doubtable. says:
eh moot, please :x
Singapore wins bid to host 2010 youth olympics says:
cmon moot
mooty
pls
MATTHEWZ says:
who’s the genius?
Singapore wins bid to host 2010 youth olympics says:
erm…u???
MATTHEWZ says:
say it as a definitive statement
not as a half-hearted rhetorical question
Singapore wins bid to host 2010 youth olympics says:
ow
ok mooty is the only genius in the world
MATTHEWZ says:
right.
as to your question
I have no idea.
Singapore wins bid to host 2010 youth olympics says:
ok ty mooty
ur brillance juz abt covers ur foolishness
u are a foolish genius
a stupid smart-alec
basically i will dao u tmr
dun worry
MATTHEWZ says:
that’s not even funny
or bad in any way
go ahead.
Singapore wins bid to host 2010 youth olympics says:
i knew it
[.spencer.] My maths is without a shred of doubt… doubtable. says:
ya, that’s not much of a threat :/
Singapore wins bid to host 2010 youth olympics says:
i will flame ur blog???
and follow u home??
wadeva

[.spencer.] My maths is without a shred of doubt… doubtable. says:
how many words is your biographical outline?
please? ;o
MATTHEWZ says:
who’s the master of the universe?
[.spencer.] My maths is without a shred of doubt… doubtable. says:
moot!
MATTHEWZ says:
yay!
we haven’t DONE our biographical outline yet.

Dan says:
hey moot hee
when is lit
test
MATTHEWZ says:
yesterday
Dan says:
damn
i didn’t have excuse for it
i going to get zero
MATTHEWZ says:
yeah
Dan says:
did you?
MATTHEWZ says:
the question on macbeth was a complete throw-off
but otherwise I think I passed
go for the retest tomororw
the answers are: A, B, yes, no, super, kelly, fragile, list, tick, ex, pier, li, doe, cious
Dan says:
but…
i can’t!
i didn’t have valid excuse!
besides, everyone knows the answer to ‘is macbeth a dickhead’ is ‘yes’
so you’ve lost a mark there
MATTHEWZ says:
seriously?
damn.
and I was thinking question four was the easiest
so MacBeth’s wife isn’t “kelly”?
Dan says:
wellll
it’s the anglicisation of the celtic form, kill-he
which is more correct i think
MATTHEWZ says:
oh
Dan says:
but oh well
MATTHEWZ says:
maybe I’ll get half a mark
Dan says:
i’m not sure if the sex they had was ‘super’
is that an opinion question?
MATTHEWZ says:
but his thingy definitely was “fragile”, right?
Dan says:
oh yes
you’ll get two ticks for that
ermmm
MATTHEWZ says:
uh, no, question 3 was either ‘super’ or ‘freaking lousy, and you’re an idiot’
Dan says:
damn
are you sure macduff’s lover was a ‘doe’?
and like not ‘stag’
MATTHEWZ says:
you’ve been reading too many ‘macduff <3 macbeth’ fanfics!
Dan says:
crud
i think so
but they’re so addictive!
i mean
the lines make so much more sense!
take lady macbeth
‘sex me!’
MATTHEWZ says:
definitely not that lame ‘I loveth thee, but I hath to kill thee’ line that macduff utters at the end
Dan says:
sounds so much more plausible
but what about the part where macbeth goes to school?
macbeth: to be, or not to be.
teacher: that’s not a question, foo!
*slaps*
and he failed that lit assignment
it makes him so much more human
MATTHEWZ says:
true
but that was more comical than tragic
and the way he accidentally ATE banquo’s head for recess was just horrible
Dan says:
yuuuck
don’t remind me
then again the scene in which he gets raped by the three witches was so powerful
MATTHEWZ says:
ugh
Dan says:
it shaped his destiny
and broke his thingy
MATTHEWZ says:
“where shall we three meet again, in lightning, thunder or in macbeth?”

I’m sleepy and haven’t done anything. Everything’s due A Few Days Later, which doesn’t equate Tomorrow, and thus seems perfectly distant. Bye. My leaves and I close shop for the night.

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