he’s very funny, cept for the fact that he hates me

Me: NO! You’ve sold more than me! How come I haven’t sold anything in the past five minutes!
Geoff: …
Me: Oh, I know! You bedded them so they’d buy from you, right? RIGHT?
Geoff: … I would have had to pay them to bed them.

Sorry to whoever else I’ve been talking to today, but Geoffrey totally wins Quote of the Day.

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