Behold… the Enormous Ho Puncher!
That’s the name of my new enormous hole puncher. It punches holes in enormous stacks of papers, and can also be used to punch enormous and unruly ‘ho’s squarely in the face to discipline them.
It is the perfect tool for students and pimps. If you’re both, wow-ee! Have you got a deal! Take that, French Revolution Notes Ho!
(I tried to draw a hippy sign on the right, but I screwed up, so I shaded the circle in and made it a head instead. In case you wanted to ask.)