because bunnies don’t tell lies and they also come from the moon

At Tatwai’s Christmas party

Me: We have six people! Let’s play Asshole Taitee!
Joshua: But there’re parents! We can’t say stuff like Asshole and Prostitute!
Me: Oh… then play Bunny Taitee! It’s the same, except the Asshole becomes the Bunny!
Joshua: Okay.
Me: Oh, then the Bunny has to hop around and shout out their cards to everyone, okay! HAHA! *everyone stares at me with derision*
*cards are dealt*
Tatwai’s sister *in high-pitched pre-pubescent voice*: Uh, so does the Bunny still have to hop around and shout out their cards?
Me: HAHAHHA!

I am so good at conning little kids. I should make it my profession.

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