All I want for Christmas are
- my two front teeth
- a new Bible
- a better wardrobe in general
- South Park figurines (omg I saw them in a toy shop at Far East plaza! The four main characters, Jimmy, etc. The shop was closed but the next time I go Far East I’ll go in and have a look!)
- songs and albums (I am a diehard oldies fan! Since last week!)
- random trinkets with baubles on them (OMG RANDOM TRINKETS WITH BAUBLES ON THEM! I WANT!!!!!!)
- Ikea stuff
- a Nintendo Wii
That basically covers it. If you have other presents in mind for me, please have a word with my lawyer.
Just kidding. JUST KIDDING! REALLY! PLEASE!