So right? I was off to Plaza Sing for the movie, with quite a bit of time left? But it started raining? So I tried to find my umbrella? But I couldn’t? So I decided to give up? But I was out of the house before I realised that I forgot to bring my belt? So I went home and got it? And I wore it on the way down? And by then I had probably just missed all the buses? And that’s how I was late. AGAIN.
So you see, it’s not that I am ALWAYS late, late is just ALWAYS me!
Okay I have no idea what I’m talking about. I think I just confused Russian reversal jokes with my self-chide.
But it’s okay. I’ll soon move from Orchard to a less central area, and stop being complacent about the time I have left!