OMG. Greg‘s right, and reading your blog archives is just about the last thing you should do when you’re trying to feel better about yourself.
I mean, I was so un-cynical, it wasn’t even funny. I actually tried to care about stuff, and rant about them!
How very impractical of me.
Also, I used to come up with more weak attempts at humour than, um, usual! Not much fart humour, but almost as bad. I shan’t even copy-and-paste snippets up here.
Still, glad to know that I’m so much more normal these days.
You know, my perception of normal.
Oh, speaking of normality and lack thereof, I decided to have my cereal this morning – with Milo instead of milk! I mean, who ever said cereal can ONLY be accompanied with milk? I thought smugly as I poured the Milo into my bowl with calm, aplomb and general dementedness. And it wasn’t all that bad.
Change is good! I figure I should try Digestive biscuits in my cereal next. Or maybe even pierce my bread and give it purple eyeliner.