XV! :O

Yeah! I’m freaking fifteen!

That means I get to indulge in sex, drugs, porno movies, screwing up election ballot slips, and EVERYTHING I LIKE!!!!111oneone

Oh wait. That’s twenty-one.

Still, being fifteen has instilled in me the sense of responsibility, thrift, maturity and everything adultish! I feel weights thrust upon my shoulders, and burdens that I have to uphold daily! The pressures of being fifteen… something that none of you noob fourteen-year-olds will EVER understand!

I mean, managing your birthday presents is a really arduous task.


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