“Fighting over [whatever] is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.”
I thought that was pretty funny, even if it was insensitive and ignorant and totally stupid, like something an American would say. Americans are much wittier than Singaporeans, but they don’t have the general knowledge to pull it off successfully, so it’s kind of tragic.
Today morn I happened to be in Suntec. Some of the stores had just opened. I walked past Donut Factory and noticed something faintly wrong about it.
I concluded that it was the long queue, or lack thereof.
There were only like five or so people outside, queuing up.
Which is just preposterous. Whoever heard of a Donut Factory without a long queue that stretched all the way to the other corridor? Donut Factory without a queue is like, RI without nerds! Or Singapore without myopia.
Or Christmas tree without tree.
Teletubbies bring sexy back
Hilarious, especially the flawless timing of the dance, but gets a little boring after awhile.
I used to love this show, but now it seems I can only find lots and lots of homosexual, racist and obscene innuendo in it, which is the tragedy of adolescence.