I have been getting undesirable readers of late.
From now on I shall make no reference to my school performance or attitude.
But merely –
Man, this aloof peer-at-you-through-disinterested-eyes look is totally working for his image. (wait. Maybe he just has small eyes. Oh no, I’m being MEAN.)
show you ugly photos to send you into fits of trauma and doom you to a future of misanthropy and homosexuality. (if you’re female, of course)
I must survive this weekend.
(and don’t bother calling me at 97957175 since I’ve lost my phone. Because I’m totally assuming that I’m popular and often called.)