The Books in Order from Favorite to Least Favorite
1. Prisoner of Azkaban
2. Philosopher’s Stone
3. Deathly Hallows
4. Order of the Phoenix
5. Goblet of Fire
6. Half-blood Prince
7. Chamber of Secrets
Number of Times You Have Read the Series:
First four books about a thousand times. Books five and six about five times apiece. Deathly Hallows ONCE.
Favorite Chapter from Your Favorite Book:
Not my favourite book. A FLAW IN THE PLAN was awesome though.
Five Favorite Characters:
In order: Luna, Fred/George, Voldemort, Hermione
Three Least Favorite Characters:
Harry (OMG SACRILEGE), Ron, Fudge
Favorite Member of the Trio:
Hermione (because she’s female and not a total emotional retard)
Three Favorite Magical Creatures:
Basilisk, owl, and Harry Potter. (like OMG Ginny commited bestiality)
Aragog’s. Heh, kidding.
Favorite Death Eater:
Favorite Non-Hogwarts Magical Building:
Favorite Diagon Alley Location:
Weasleys Wizard Wheezes – duh.
Three Favorite Spells:
Erecto! (but srsly) Imperio, Crucio, and Avada Kedevra!
Three Favorite Potions:
Favorite Unforgivable Curse:
Favorite Department of Mysteries Room:
That Harry won. No la no, the good guys don’t ALWAYS win. They just win because they have love, care and concern!
Rowling’s apparent lack of skill in handling romance. And that Harry won.
Favorite Mode of Transportation:
Favorite Order Member:
One Character You’d Bring Back to Life:
DOBBY for the win.
Moment That Will Always Make You Cry:
Favorite Hogwarts Room:
Room of Requirement.
Flying. I wonder what happened to flying lessons after the first year eh? It would be like PE, so cool.
Favorite DADA teacher:
Least Favorite Teacher:
Hagrid, the filthy half-breed. Like, he totally doesn’t know how to teach yo.
Favorite Non-Human Hogwarts Resident:
Favorite Hogsmeade Location:
Favorite Triwizard Champion:
Cedric, because he got killed. (whoops.)
Favorite Triwizard Task:
I like none of them.
Which Character You’d Ask to the Yule Ball:
Which Character You’d Like to Use a Love Potion On:
Which Character You’d Like to Use Veritaserum On:
Dumbledore. He’ll be all “sexsexsex I like Harry Potter sexsexsex mmm mmm Harry Potter mmm”
How Long You Have Been a HP Fan:
Primary two or something.
Favorite Wizard Rock Band:
Number of Midnight Releases You Have Attended:
I wouldn’t go to any even if Singapore had them. PFFFFT.
Favorite HP Website:
I don’t visit no trashy website. (except Mugglenet)
Most Ridiculous Potter Theory You’ve Heard:
Huh? Could you possibly be referring to the one about Dobby, Harry and Ron in Harry’s bed?
Character You’re Most Like:
House You Think You’d Be Sorted Into:
Your Patronus Would Be A:
Smelly sock. Go, smelly sock, kill those Dementors!
To You, Amortentia Would Smell Like:
You’d Use Felix Felicis To:
Sniff it and get addicted on it.
The Job You Would Most Like to Try:
Beater. It sounds delightfully sadistic.
Which You Would Rather See — a Sequel or a Prequel:
Pre. Albus Severus is so whatever.
The Movies in Order from Favorite to Least Favorite:
They all suck dick.
Animagus or Metamorphmagus: Metamorphmagus. Animagus is so ANIMORPH, LOL.
Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans or Chocolate Frogs: Frogs. They come with collectable cards! I’m a sucker for anything collectable.
Black or Lupin: Black Lupins.
CAPSLOCK HARRY or Emo!Harry: CAPSLOCK HARRY. Dead Harry.
Death Eaters or Dumbledore’s Army: Dumbledore’s Eaters.
Draco or Lucius: Lucius. Draco is a witless retard. Lucius nearly got Ginny killed, how cool is that.
Durmstrang or Beaubaxtons: Durmstrang.
Floo powder or Broom: Depends. It’s like choosing between a lift and the escalator.
Fred or George: Both.
Grimmauld Place or The Burrow: Burrow.
Herbology or Care of Magical Creatures: Neither. One is like TCM and the other involves… CARING for something other than yourself, EW!
Hippogriffs or Thestrals: Bah. They’re both ugly.
Invisibility cloak or Pensieve: Invisibility Cloak. It’s like, WOAH, a DEATHLY HALLOW. One and only! :O
Mermish or Parselmouth: Parselmouth. Talking to snakes would be totally awesome.
Occlumency or Legilimency: Both sound disturbing. Occlumency is useless without Legilimency.
Peeves or Nearly Headless Nick: Peeves. He’s freaking awesome.
Peter Pettigrew or Mundungus Fletcher: Pettigrew. He has a cool suicidal hand.
Professor Binns or Professor Umbridge: Professor Umbridge. She wears pink.
S.P.E.W or the Inquisitorial Squad: Inquisitorial Squad. You get to add points, keke.
The Ministry of Magic or Gringotts: Gringotts. Goblins ftw.
Three Broomsticks or The Leaky Cauldron: Three Broomsticks.
Werewolf or Inferus: Werewolf. They bite and aren’t bits of toilet paper stuck together making eerie noises.
Whomping Willow or Flying Ford Anglia: Ford Anglia.
Yule Ball or Quidditch Championship: Quidditch.
Yeah! I’m a Harry Potter fanboy, you’re a Harry Potter fanboy, we’re ALL Harry Potter fanboys!