like omg, I want a scar on my forehead too!

There should be spoilers. *involuntary wince*

The Books in Order from Favorite to Least Favorite
1. Prisoner of Azkaban
2. Philosopher’s Stone
3. Deathly Hallows
4. Order of the Phoenix
5. Goblet of Fire
6. Half-blood Prince
7. Chamber of Secrets

Number of Times You Have Read the Series:
First four books about a thousand times. Books five and six about five times apiece. Deathly Hallows ONCE.

Favorite Chapter from Your Favorite Book:
Not my favourite book. A FLAW IN THE PLAN was awesome though.

Five Favorite Characters:
In order: Luna, Fred/George, Voldemort, Hermione

Three Least Favorite Characters:
Harry (OMG SACRILEGE), Ron, Fudge

Favorite Member of the Trio:
Hermione (because she’s female and not a total emotional retard)

Three Favorite Magical Creatures:
Basilisk, owl, and Harry Potter. (like OMG Ginny commited bestiality)

Favorite Family:
Aragog’s. Heh, kidding.

Favorite Villain:
Voldemort.

Favorite Death Eater:
Draco.

Favorite Non-Hogwarts Magical Building:
Ministry.

Favorite Diagon Alley Location:
Weasleys Wizard Wheezes – duh.

Three Favorite Spells:
Erecto! (but srsly) Imperio, Crucio, and Avada Kedevra!

Three Favorite Potions:
Veritaserum

Favorite Unforgivable Curse:
Imperio

Favorite Department of Mysteries Room:
Eh?

Biggest Surprise:
That Harry won. No la no, the good guys don’t ALWAYS win. They just win because they have love, care and concern!

Biggest Letdown:
Rowling’s apparent lack of skill in handling romance. And that Harry won.

Favorite Mode of Transportation:
Broomstick

Favorite Weasley:
Fred/George.

Favorite Order Member:
Sirius.

Favorite pet:
Trevor.

One Character You’d Bring Back to Life:
DOBBY for the win.

Moment That Will Always Make You Cry:
Dobby’s death.

Favorite Hogwarts Room:
Room of Requirement.

Favorite Class:
Flying. I wonder what happened to flying lessons after the first year eh? It would be like PE, so cool.

Favorite Teacher:
Neville.

Favorite DADA teacher:
Snape.

Least Favorite Teacher:
Hagrid, the filthy half-breed. Like, he totally doesn’t know how to teach yo.

Favorite Non-Human Hogwarts Resident:
Dobby.

Favorite Hogsmeade Location:
Rosmerta’s!

Favorite Triwizard Champion:
Cedric, because he got killed. (whoops.)

Favorite Triwizard Task:
I like none of them.

Which Character You’d Ask to the Yule Ball:
Lovegood.

Which Character You’d Like to Use a Love Potion On:
Won’t.

Which Character You’d Like to Use Veritaserum On:
Dumbledore. He’ll be all “sexsexsex I like Harry Potter sexsexsex mmm mmm Harry Potter mmm”

How Long You Have Been a HP Fan:
Primary two or something.

Favorite Wizard Rock Band:
None.

Number of Midnight Releases You Have Attended:
I wouldn’t go to any even if Singapore had them. PFFFFT.

Favorite HP Website:
I don’t visit no trashy website. (except Mugglenet)

Most Ridiculous Potter Theory You’ve Heard:
Huh? Could you possibly be referring to the one about Dobby, Harry and Ron in Harry’s bed?

Character You’re Most Like:
Luna.

House You Think You’d Be Sorted Into:
Ravenclaw.

Your Patronus Would Be A:
Smelly sock. Go, smelly sock, kill those Dementors!

To You, Amortentia Would Smell Like:
-no comment-

You’d Use Felix Felicis To:
Sniff it and get addicted on it.

The Job You Would Most Like to Try:
Beater. It sounds delightfully sadistic.

Which You Would Rather See — a Sequel or a Prequel:
Pre. Albus Severus is so whatever.

The Movies in Order from Favorite to Least Favorite:
They all suck dick.

EITHER/OR…

Animagus or Metamorphmagus: Metamorphmagus. Animagus is so ANIMORPH, LOL.

Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans or Chocolate Frogs: Frogs. They come with collectable cards! I’m a sucker for anything collectable.

Black or Lupin: Black Lupins.

CAPSLOCK HARRY or Emo!Harry: CAPSLOCK HARRY. Dead Harry.

Death Eaters or Dumbledore’s Army: Dumbledore’s Eaters.

Draco or Lucius: Lucius. Draco is a witless retard. Lucius nearly got Ginny killed, how cool is that.

Durmstrang or Beaubaxtons: Durmstrang.

Floo powder or Broom: Depends. It’s like choosing between a lift and the escalator.

Fred or George: Both.

Grimmauld Place or The Burrow: Burrow.

Herbology or Care of Magical Creatures: Neither. One is like TCM and the other involves… CARING for something other than yourself, EW!

Hippogriffs or Thestrals: Bah. They’re both ugly.

Invisibility cloak or Pensieve: Invisibility Cloak. It’s like, WOAH, a DEATHLY HALLOW. One and only! :O

Mermish or Parselmouth: Parselmouth. Talking to snakes would be totally awesome.

Occlumency or Legilimency:
Both sound disturbing. Occlumency is useless without Legilimency.

Peeves or Nearly Headless Nick: Peeves. He’s freaking awesome.

Peter Pettigrew or Mundungus Fletcher: Pettigrew. He has a cool suicidal hand.

Professor Binns or Professor Umbridge: Professor Umbridge. She wears pink.

S.P.E.W or the Inquisitorial Squad:
Inquisitorial Squad. You get to add points, keke.

The Ministry of Magic or Gringotts: Gringotts. Goblins ftw.

Three Broomsticks or The Leaky Cauldron: Three Broomsticks.

Werewolf or Inferus: Werewolf. They bite and aren’t bits of toilet paper stuck together making eerie noises.

Whomping Willow or Flying Ford Anglia: Ford Anglia.

Yule Ball or Quidditch Championship: Quidditch.

Yeah! I’m a Harry Potter fanboy, you’re a Harry Potter fanboy, we’re ALL Harry Potter fanboys!

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