nostalgia and being mean

Few people remember my terrorising sec one prefect candidates last year via MSN. Specifically, Moses Soh and Chentian! Hah. Go check out how the chat logs – I just found them buried in My Documents. Read carefully.

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

hello chentian

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hi

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

i am a concerned voter

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ok

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hi

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yes

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how may I help you

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

i want to vote for you

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btw, erm, my whole goals and plans will be up by tmr

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

but i will vote only if you rally to allow pets in the school

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ok

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but as I have planned my campaign speech

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

i have a pet frog that i want to bring to school

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can I put that in my blog instead

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ok

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I was under the impression you could bring animals in cages to school

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

ok

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

i also want to let the school allow no socks

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

socks make my ankles irritated and have rashes

— May the Force be with you! – pls go to http://votechentian.blogspot.com says:

ok

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I can try that if I get elected

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but as you see, it is quite difficult to guarantee so I can’t promise it will be done

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but I can promise that I will try my best

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

no! i want promises from a confident prefect

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

prefects must represent the students

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yes, but what if the school strictly objects

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as you might know, it took erm, 5 years I think to allow angle socks

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but yes, I will try to help you to the best of my abilities

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

but frogs are also human beings, they have feelings

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yes

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

my frog doesn’t want to be in the prison

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but if they are not in cages, don’t you think they will escape

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

it want to study in raffles

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frogs don’t seem to be erm content with seating undle the table

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haha

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

no, my frog, if you give it cat food, it won’t move

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

it will sit on my table until i say: “Let’s Go, Foofy!”

— May the Force be with you! – pls go to http://votechentian.blogspot.com says:

well

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do you bring it to school now

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

no, not allowed

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

Foofy stays in the prison at home and cries all day

— May the Force be with you! – pls go to http://votechentian.blogspot.com says:

ok

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but you can bring it in a cage

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that is large enough

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am I right

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

no, cannot bring cage to school, otherwise my father will cane me

— May the Force be with you! – pls go to http://votechentian.blogspot.com says:

ok

— May the Force be with you! – pls go to http://votechentian.blogspot.com says:

well

— May the Force be with you! – pls go to http://votechentian.blogspot.com says:

if I get elected

— May the Force be with you! – pls go to http://votechentian.blogspot.com says:

I will try to see that animals are allowed

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but well, they have to be clean and not escape firstly

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

and what about no socks? if my ankles get rash my father will also cane me

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

then they will lock me out of the house all nite

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ok

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

please i don’t want to wear socks. always have to buy new socks, waste money for my family

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ok

— May the Force be with you! – pls go to http://votechentian.blogspot.com says:

well

— May the Force be with you! – pls go to http://votechentian.blogspot.com says:

I will try to solve that too

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but as you see

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I am not yet a prefect

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so currently, I am really not in a position to solve this

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

ok, i will ask all my father mother frog to vote for you

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

i mean, my friends

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

another thing is: i want to wear home clothes to school

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well

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

yes, chentian?

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erm

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once again, I cannot promise anything

— May the Force be with you! – pls go to http://votechentian.blogspot.com says:

but yes, I will submit your proposals

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and try to get reform

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maybe they can start with small steps like wear homeclothes on fridays

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since it is the casual day

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well

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so if you vote for me

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I can always do my best to help you

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and if necessary

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I can stay up writing proposals

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so hopefully

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there can be some change

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maybe it will start slow

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

oh very good thank you!

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welcome

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vote for me

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haha

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thx for your feed

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I shall try my best to help you if I get in

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

you are gepper right?

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ya

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

same

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— May the Force be with you! – pls go to http://votechentian.blogspot.com says:

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

i look forward to the day i get to bring Foofy to enjoy the rafflesian spirit!!!

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:0

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anyway

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are you the mooty from 2P

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on my tagboard

matthew; slowbeatofdoom.blogspot.com] says:

yes i am mooty, that my nickname

— May the Force be with you! – pls go to http://votechentian.blogspot.com says:

ok

— May the Force be with you! – pls go to http://votechentian.blogspot.com says:

nice meeting you

Lol at Foofy and my abusive parents. Chentian didn’t become a prefect.

Esplanade says:

Hello, Moses.

Moses ¬ Remember this name for 21st September says:

hi esplanade

Moses ¬ Remember this name for 21st September says:

just a question, who are you?

Esplanade says:

I am sure you must have remembered me from your tagboard

Esplanade says:

My name is Esplanade… In case you had no idea.

Esplanade says:

Now, let’s get down to business, Moses.

moses.soh20@gmail.com says:

ok

Esplanade says:

I was feeling rather apprehensive about your campaign, until I heard your rap, which was inspiring and… Radical.

Moses says:

thx!

Esplanade says:

But I will only support your campaign if you allow Stem Cell Harvesting to be taught as a module for Science in the future.

Moses says:

but, what was it about my campaign that you were feeling apprehensive about

Esplanade says:

Not that I am bragging, but I was a Science and Mathematics competition Champion a few occasions in primary school. I really want to do something that befits the best of my abilities.

Esplanade says:

Oh, that. Just some poor technical skills on your part in your website. I am certain that I would have done a much better job. (Not bragging here.)

Esplanade says:

So, what say you, Moses?

Esplanade says:

Yes, Moses? You are taking slightly long to reply. Is there a problem on your keyboard?

Moses says:

I think, to say that I will allow Stem Cell Harvesting to be taught as a module for Science in the future is a bit too specific, but if I have a say in this, I will definitely voice out your concern and fight for this cause

Moses says:

sorry about that, I’m multi-tasking at the moment

Esplanade says:

As a GEPper yourself, you must feel that you are being shortchanged by the trifle education being provided. Stem Cell Harvesting (which is one of the very few things I have not mastered in my 13 years of age) will challenge all of us GEPpers!

Moses says:

If its a challenge that you want, then definitely, I will try my best to get you this oppurtunity to exercise your abilities, but I’m not sure if I can specifically get you Stem Cell Harvesting as a module

Moses says:

I was wondering, on the whole do you find the general syllabus boring, or only for science?

Esplanade says:

I feel that the general syllabus is slightly below my general ability, aye.

Moses says:

wow, not bad at all…

Moses says:

do alot of people share this view?

Esplanade says:

What does ‘alot’ mean? If you are thinking of ‘a lot’, then, , many of the people in my class (incidentally a GEP class) find it so.

Esplanade says:

We are hardly feeling challenged. But of course many of us are interested in Stem Cell Harvesting specifically.

Moses says:

If this is the case, then I guess that it is possible to make a case for the school’s consideration

Esplanade says:

Another thing, Moses. I feel that abortion should be illegal. There have been many lives lost as a result of this travesty. What do you feel, Moses?

Esplanade says:

I know you are wondering what I mean by that. By that, I mean that we should gather a group of anti-abortion students to rally in the Atrium to ask the other students to refrain from abortion in the future.

Moses says:

I think so too, I don’t even like killing ants…much less humans…

Esplanade says:

Whoops, what a slip. I meant that that would get them to stop their wives from aborting.

Moses says:

A rally at the atrium!? Wow. But don’t you think that enforcing this on the student population at this age is a bit too early?

Esplanade says:

No, Moses. Awareness of this travesty early in life will tell the students to refrain from abortion. I was hoping that you, as a self-proclaimed role model, would want to enforce this more clearly so

Moses says:

I agree that early exposure to this travesty is good, however this is really an issue that students’ of our age aren’t concerned with at the moment

Moses says:

probably, jc would be a better time for such rallies

Esplanade says:

Well, you could say that for trivial issues which prefect nominees rave and rant about in their campaigns.

Esplanade says:

No, I feel that RI students (notably the GEPpers, of course) are able to handle these big issues.

Moses says:

Handle, yes, however this issue is really not within our control. It is a government policy that we, as prefect nominees in RI, have absoulutely NO control whatsoever

Esplanade says:

We will be the future leaders for tomorrow, Moses! I feel very strongly about this issue. Prefects are student leaders and servants, I was told.

Moses says:

Yes, I agree, however, what I am saying is that if you rally now, there won’t be any impact as it is not the concern of the school as yet. as mentioned earlier, jc would be a better time

Moses says:

as a matter of interest, since your passion is in science and mathematics, why didn’t you choose NUS high

Esplanade says:

I should have chosen NUS High, I regret on retrospect.

Esplanade says:

I can see that my ideals for a better school and a better tomorrow are lost on you, Moses. I shall find a prefect nominee that is more subservient for my anti-abortion needs. Thank you, Moses.

Moses says:

Thank you too for your time and views.

I took up Esplanade Chee for the first time EVER. This wasn’t as funny and ended badly. Moses Soh became a successful prefect. Hmph.

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