randomness at 11.30pm

DEATH BE NOT PROUD! DEATH THOU SHALT DIE.

Night induces randomness. I shall do this while taking a break from ERP (which is 90% done. Woot! I am capable of completing homework).

[A] – AVAILABLE?
Very yes.

[B] – BIRTHDAY?
in the dying embers of November (wow that sounded cheem. Inspired in part by Harry Potter)

[C] – CRUSHING?
Kinda sorta maybe yes.

[D] – DRINK YOU LAST HAD?
Ice lemon tea

[E] – EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO?
God

[F] – FAVORITE COLORS?
green, red, white, black

[G] – GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS?
Chocolate > gummy! But bears > worms.

[H] – HOMETOWN?
Singapore

[I] – ILL?
Actually, Sewn.

[J] – JUGGLE
(JUGHEAD!) Two things at a time! Woot!!!!!!!!1111111

[K] – KILLED SOMEONE
In my devious mind and in dreams.

[L] – LONGEST CAR RIDE?
I’m sure it has to be somewhere in Australia or NZ.

[M] – MILKSHAKE FLAVOR?
Any flavor, as long as packed with sugarrrr. (damn I still remember the old RI canteen [2 years ago] used to sell milkshakes. That store was so win, why did they leave???????)

[N] – NUMBER OF SIBLINGS?
Two

[O] – ONE WISH?
To have a good sense of humor.

[P] – PERSON WHO LAST CALLED YOU?
Mother.

[Q] – QUEER?
Umm… errr… queer? I’M NOT QUEER! THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY TO KILL THE PRIME MINISTER!!!!!!! I’M NOT A TRANSEXUAL FROM THAILAND WAITING TO SODOMIZE THE NEXT MAN I SEE!!!!!!!!111111 Queer? Definitely not.

[R] – REASON TO SMILE?
Myself. Like, seriously.

[S] – SONG YOU LAST HEARD?
A Shoulder to Cry on

[T] – TIME YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?
9-ish. (after a late night of literary productivity)

[U] – UNDERWEAR?
YES. Unless bathing.

[V] – VERY HUNGRY?
ALL THE TIME! (mmm… food.)

[W] – WORST HABIT?
Being lame.

[X] – X-RAYS YOU’VE HAD?
Can’t recall. This is a stupid question! It was created just to fill in the “X” slot. Lol.

[Y] – YOUR NUMBER OF FRIENDS ON FRIENDSTER?
Less than 50.

[Z] – ZODIAC SIGN?
Sagittarius

Ok done! I shall come up with a series of fake Harry Potter books now.

Harry Potter and the OMGWTF Dragon of Doom and Despair – Voldemort has a new Horcrux! It’s an OMGWTF Dragon of Doom and Despair. It’s like a crossbreed between a Hungarian Horntail and a Dementor! So Harry goes to Hermione’s bedroom one day in the middle of the night (for some strange reason) and finds the dragon hiding under the bed. Then he Avada Kedavras everyone to death. Game over.

Harry Potter and the Inexplicably Unoriginal Book Titles – Harry Potter finds himself in a paradoxical loophole of a book series – which is highly unoriginally named! He goes on a quest to change the titles and in the end, Avada Kedavras everyone to death. Game over.

Harry Potter and the Ersatz Erectile Elephantgriff – An Elephantgriff is a fat mythical creature. Harry discovers Ron’s evil plot to create lots of ersatz erectile elephantgriffs and market them so he can afford his intravenous estrogen boosts. Harry Avada Kedavras everyone to death. Game over.

Damn, my story ideas are GOOD. Rowling should buy them. (and did anyone notice how cute Daniel Radcliffe was in the first movie? He has since transformed into a audacious adolescent asshole. Aww, awfully anal. [YES HIGH SCORE 6 WORDS IN A ROW!!!!!!!!!])

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