In case your conscience is tortured, the game has direct PHYSICS-y elements. It will teach you more about physics than your teacher EVER could.
Fine, I lie. It’s just a dumb game that’ll make you wonder where your hours went to. But, FUN.
Archive for May, 2008
One week into the June holidays (though technically still May). I’m right on course to achieving all my aims for this holiday!
Now, if only I could actually get some aims.
Ran to school today! It was… much harder than I expected. And this was just five minutes’ worth on the MRT! PUBLIC TRANSPORT I LOVE YOU.
I think it’s quite sad that Singapore doesn’t have their versions of America’s Saturday Night Live / MadTV, though it’d probably never work out, because, truly, we don’t have enough THINGS to make fun of. Politics is taboo [because unlike America, Singapore is dominated by one party, which would be bearing the brunt of all the political jokes if any], interesting media personalities are non-existent, and who’d be funny enough? Though, really, if there was any attempt it would be their best yet for Singapore TV, because it couldn’t be any worse than “Police and Thief” or “Lifeline”, could it?
Okay, maybe it could.
(MadTV is so, so good. Bobby Lee is my new hero.)
And the DI people are back! They sound like they had a wonderful time, with girls and booze. And girls.
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I’ve just thought about Fast and Fresh. Maybe it wasn’t so bad after all.
There were funny moments, moments that somehow only get created in the heat of rehearsal. Different productions get remembered for the craziness of rehearsals, and this one was really crazy, because we had people threatening to quit every ten minutes, people capable of unwittingly insulting a fellow cast member at least thrice in the course of the whole production, people who made anything look spastic (as long as he wiggled his butt and limbs hard enough), people who emoed about and got blamed for everything amidst ulcers, and people who knew Junction 8 better than the RI boys (!).
Oh, happy speculating.
I wanted to write something contemplative, which turned out dark and black and grimy instead.
And oh man Season 2 of Heroes is just… not as good. I mean, Maya Herrera’s ability? What kind of “ability” is that? It just screams occult. Seriously, I think I’d just kill myself if I had that. And a Singaporean version of Heroes (called the Lion City Heroes, because we’re creative that way) should do a Kids Central and invite random Asian kids on to the show and be guest stars “Superstar Kids” for a day, to get the Asian audience.
“Interrupting your normal Heroes episode to bring you… something better! On the set with me now is Tim! Tim is very SPECIAL. Say hi, Tim, and introduce yourself!”
Tim: “Hi! I’m Tim Wang Ching Ming, I’m 12, and I can play the piano!”
Director: “CUT! Uh, dude, you need a power.”
Tim: “Oh. Hi! I’m Tim, I’m 12, and I, uh, can fly! [cut to scene] Peter, let me, uh, fly you to the city! Chill, out! Yeah! Shave the cheerleader, shave the world!”
Peter: “Oh, shit. ‘Superstar Kid’ day again. They never pay me enough for this.”
McGriddles (had early in the morning before training, because I could never stomach that without knowing I wasn’t going to burn it off somehow) is horrible! It’s like having sausage and egg… with unevenly spread-out maple syrup on mashed up hotcake, which of course is exactly what it is.
At the side, a McDonalds cashier was being scolded by her manager in no uncertain terms. I caught the words “handle situation better” and “manage staff”, which was weird. I thought McDonalds staff were free of all those “management” stuff, since they were just automated chunks of spare chicken parts, like everything else they sell there.
I don’t like Jason Mraz’s new album. Even his new version of “I’m Yours” was just weird and peppered with too much detail, which was contrary to the very simplicity of the song which made it so good. YOU’RE NO MORE MY FAVOURITE, BITCH. GO RIHANNA GO!
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Today is ‘Create A Special Day In Facebook’ Day!
Well, not really.
Since the pro-homosexuality event went so well (people actually went around talking about it on their BLOGS, which is good enough, really), I was thinking if I should create some of my own, and propel myself to Facebookin’ superstardom! I’ll just list down some of my ideas, and you can vote on them.
“Unbutton The Top Button Of Your School Uniform And Pull Your Sleeves Up Accordingly So You Look Like An MGS Girl” Day
Though for some, that is EVERY day.
Singapore’s “Pretend To Have Caught Mas Selamat, Before Announcing That A Mistake Had Been Made, And Then Rallying The Nation Together Anyway” Day
He escaped three months ago. People may have forgotten if the police don’t grab headlines again!
“Lace Your Holiday Homework With Ketchup, Dump It In A Pile And Set Your Dog On It” Day
The Homework-Eating Dog hits town! Woot! Now the teacher will have to take five minutes to make a photocopy and assign it to you again!
“Media Fast” Hour
Go without any forms of media for… ONE HOUR. Stay strong, brothers!
(Frankly, I lost inspiration after UTTBOYSUAPYSUASYLLAMG Day.)
Great song, great singer, awesome set.
Okay, very productive day.
1) Watched three episodes of South Park
2) Attempted to read Chinese book, which actually means “scoured for Sparknotes-equivalent summary website even though I didn’t know how the book title translated into English”. Don’t look at me like that. I read like half the blurb!
3) Finished watching the first season of Heroes. It’s something I don’t want to rush because I’m a teevo-phile especially for the shows I like, though at the rate I went today I’ll be done with Season Two in another three days. Meanwhile I shall be on the lookout for other shows! Who knows, maybe anime’s my cup of tea.
4) Did up a very little bit of Chapter One for The Ubers. Introduced four new characters, so I suppose that’s something. But I’m still thoroughly dissatisfied with how I’m presenting my ingenious ideas, yet the only way to press on in writing is FORWARD.
5) Went for a jog! Wrong time of the day, any stamina I had lost since the last time I ran was so long ago, heels were hurting. But heck, anything to burn that fat! I’ll probably be running every single day.
6) Went on Facebook, and subsequently realised that you could create pages for people to be fans of! So. Awesome.
Church camp next week, and I’ve yet to draw up a list of contraband to bring in/out of Malaysia! Damn. That’ll be on my to-do list for tomorrow, I suppose.
And the Sec Twos and Threes break into their holidays with CAP!
Oh man, what am I doing at home.
What the hell?
Yeah, good down-to-earth Christian intentions and all, but oh, who would take him seriously?
Comedy started getting easy to do ever since someone discovered Zac Efron references.
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