morning salutations

My hands are freezing, my eyes are reeling, etc. At 1am one third of the class was still awake. Five remain at 2am. Speaks volumes about the inappropriate amount of homework we’ve been given (and also our lack of good time management, BUT STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT) and anyway I’ve just finished writing the script for the speech tomorrow that I only just started over an hour ago. I’m pretty proud of my speechwriting skills – I can be all rhetoric and nothing much else when called upon to do so (and often, even when I’m not been called upon to do so, but we digress again).

I wanted to do homosexuality for my two-minute speech, but figured that it’d be kinda hypocritical to, since I’m almost straight myself, and then the argument would taper off into Christianity and Creationism and mating monkeys, which is one touchy subject (especially to Uncle Bilo, though I try not to speak to it too much). So I’m doing censorship in Singapore. I’m arguing against, naturally. Which is kinda effective. If PAP minions suddenly run in and arrest me in the middle of my speech, they’d only be proving my point.

Heck, I bet my censorship speech would taper off into Christianity and Creationism and mating monkeys, anyway. THEY ALL DO.

(Sidenote: Most number of tags a post has received, thus far: 9. A clear sign that I am rambling and spamming topics to make up for my lack of coherence.)

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