i edited my wiki. will try to add character pics (using the trusty hi-tech MS Paint – which i used to create the fugly uncleboebby logo)

i watched kids central as promised. so i caught X-Men, and was looking forward to it – a change from the sucky weekend offering. and it was stupid, reptitive and boring. for that episode, at least. it was basically a cycle:

1) phoenix scoffs the other X-Men. a la, “your puny mind is no match for me!” and other gibberish.
2) X-Men try to attack her.
3) they get owned.
4) cyclops will call out to Jean Grey.
5) Jean Grey will control the phoenix for awhile.
6) professor says “must kill Jean Grey/Phoenix now while she’s still Jean Grey!”
7) wolverine or cyclops, depending, softens heart and refuses.
8) JG will turn back into phoenix. and scoff their stupidity at refusing to kill her. saying stuff like “it’s too late now!”
9) to use an irritating cliche that i have noticed of late: lather, rinse and repeat (from step 1)

eventually everyone got owned but professor tried to reach through to JG and somehow bound phoenix and saved JG. whatever. waste of a good 30 minutes.

school tomorrow. i bet it’s boring and we’ll prolly have to listen to model pupils organising a “thank you teachers, we love you!” concert. they’ll probably try to make it cool with lots of “hip” cultural and ethnic bands and some SI wannabes crooning kool pop songs, but we’ll be wishing the 3-odd hours passes damn fast. because we’re moody and angsty teens! no, actually we’re apathetic and uninterested.

then i’ll prolly go back to nanyang. and instigate the kids to join RI (even though they have doubtless been brainwashed into going to chinese high, stupid cheena authority and all) then i might meet up with my crush! oh wait. maybe my so-called crush is actually a ploy to inject controversy and up readership!

or maybe not.

who’s going back on thursday?

whee i’m getting new visitors thanks to nige’s post about kids central. see? i so controversial.

you MUST go to my wiki: editthis.info/uncleboebby.

i feel like watching some cool movie. like The Devil Wears Prada. i like cool spoofs of religion (i just finished this hilarious book about God having a wife and 3 kids. then God died and left God’s Will. among other funny stuff in the book.).

cool today’s Pet Rocket was quite fun. it even lifted the grey cloud of angst over my head! seeing the rainbow formed by the, um, water and refraction, deluded me into thinking that my life is actually worth living! whee!

eh wait. there was no rainbow. and our rocket crashed into the wall all the way opposite all 3 launches in various disturbing fashion. damn. i fail at life.

hehe, no school tomorrow. i shall waste my life away and watch replays of soccer and/or kids central! i suppose watching masked riders 555 or justiriders might give me some ideas for my Uncle Boebby plot.

i’m a moody and angsty teen.

(whoops. scrape that. restart.)

damn.

i fail at life. tis been a crappy day. my girlfriend and 3 illegitimate kids left me, and my good buddy just ratted on me for taking excessive amounts of subutex.

how could this hap…

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new wiki – editthis.info/uncleboebby – i’m bored of football league spinoffs since you have to keep adding player spinoffs, and my ideas ran dry after Peter Crotch, Xinedine Xidane (aka Xixou) and stuffs. plus, this wiki (introduced by AL), is run on mediawiki, the same as wikipedia, so it would look wikipedia-ish! only turnoff is the dumb URL.
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anyway yu hsuen was being a sour grapes bitch today. i wonder why he actually came for training, then whined/slacked like hell.

firstly, i laughed at him because he said in sec 3 he was going to join tennis. he said that tennis training was going to be less tough than polo training. and he said he was pretty good. well, i can’t judge on how well he plays, having not seen him play before, but i can safely say that, um, most of the school tennis team are also “pretty good”. and they have been training 2 years with top china/caucasian coaches. yu hsuen started last year.

but anw, the point was that i laughed because he thought that it was easy to change core cca in sec 3 to a very coveted cca, and he kicked me.

so i was talking about this sec one that had pretty big pecs for his skinny frame, so i mentioned it. then he started whining “why you guys always care about big muscles? why don’t care on academics? does it really matter? i wish there was no such thing as sports in the world, so everyone becomes flabby. etc etc”

and like one week before during PE, class was playing soccer and so happened that 2J was also playing, so they challenged each other, and kenneth tang picked the best soccer players to challenge. then yu hsuen went like “why they always pick the best players? i can’t stand it! so elitist.” wts he should be a stand-up comedian. and this coming from a mugger who chooses the best muggers for his projects.

then for rolling ball sculpture, he did this RBS with Jiahui+Ches and he was very proud of it. but jon+diao+al’s RBS was pretty good. so i said theirs’ was so cool and was the best in the class. then YH got pissed and said “i’m sure! ours is the best!”

the fact is that YH makes very good blogging material. i could also reminisce about the time long long ago when YH bought some chicken rice thing at the columbarium, and he left 3/4s of it untouched, and even “feedbacked” to the aunty that the chicken was not freshly cooked. it was that funny! the aunty got slightly pissed and started muttering something about each having his own tastes.

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moody and angsty is fun.

abel and i were talking about how pokemon can try to appeal to the moody and angsty teens. like the main character, instead of being a stupid 10-year-old boy, can be a moody and angsty teen.

opening cutscene: m+a teen sitting in a drug rehab centre. “I tried so hard, and got so far. But in the end, I’m still a moody and angsty teen who fails at life.” (cutscene of girlfriend leaving him) then a social worker gives him a choice from 3 pure black pokeballs. etc etc. then you go around swearing revenge and killing people’s pokemon to find out who made your girlfriend pregnant.

hehe, the next week is slack.

i’ve settled on playing fifa 04, the PC version. the quality is miles better than the GBA one. i took 2 games to settle to change in controls from the gba version, which essentially only has 2 main buttons. career mode is fun! so i lost to fulham 2-0 in the first game. but i recovered and beat charlton 2-1, so’ton 1-0 and arsenal 3-0! whee!

so, i’ve decided to get fifa 07 and fifa manager 07. i’ll save up (i already have enough to buy ONE overpriced PC game, by the end of the year should be able to afford TWO overpriced PC games!)
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kevin is so funny.

apparently he’s playing emerald. so we were on msn:

k: i taught the TM thunderbolt to electrike.
me: you noob. electrike learns thunderbolt already through lvling up!
k: oops.
k: too late now.
m: tell it to spit out the TM.
[i pride myself for having made such a good joke]
k: how would you make it spit out the TM?
m: can’t tell
m: it’s a glitch.
m: forget what i told you.
k: tell me!

(i installed this crap thing called “bAdSense” that places random ads in my post and earns me money. wonder how it works.)

i visited google analytics – first time in like 2 months. hehe i’m getting more popular! must be those dumb things i post, such as eggboysboys and puzzlyvania. those are primarily to hide the fact that i have no life.

i read nigel’s blog (just linked) about him and ITALIA. lol. so i’m going to talk about how my train rides go.

Time for a cup of soothing CuppaRoma.

so, if i go on the slightly later, but still ample time before assembly, train, i’ll ALWAYS see these 2 sec ones who look like they’re from China. i’ll call them Short and Fat (saf), and Tall and Wearing Very High Socks (taw).

and they walk out of the train and they start talking about maple in chinese. so for want of a better occupation of the next 10 minutes, i trail behind them and kaypoh about what they’re talking about.

“archer hao!” says taw. “mei you! archer SUCK!” says saf.

and another day they’ll talk about damage calculations and skills. it’s damn funny.

Wracked nerves? Leg strain? Why not an OSIM Leg Rest v1333337?

sadly, i now take the “early” train most of the time now, so i can’t catch their talkshow.

next year, if i happen to see them again, i’ll probably hear them say something like, “dwarven sniper hao! ke yi yong assassinate!”

coming up next post: a review of all fast food restaurants

hehe. hooray for this midweek fixtures!

manu 3-0 charlton. saha+ronaldo scored again, fletcher (eew) scored the first goal.

CHELSEA LOST!!! woot so much for their proverbial good starts to seasons. 1-2 to boro, who lost to reading a few days ago. which means chelsea will get relegated. whee! boro is an ownage giant-killer team. hope manu don’t slip up against them.

i have defected to world cup 2006 vba for want of a better game. football games are fun! except that you get bored of them after awhile.

so i played and got bored, and decided to draw a totally irrelevant comic. which took up lots of time because i used paint. then i uploaded it but you can’t zoom in. drat.

i wanted to draw the eggbigmans today but it turns out that training meant i reached home at 6+ and i watched tv. and oh yeah, i just happened to have to do some gi-normous chinese slideshow project that was due the day after.

still ok lah. i finished it. and i have learnt new insights and gotten fresh inspiration!

1. translate.google.com is a much better translator than dumb babelfish! for chinese, at least.
2. i hate chinese.

i’m going to get a sucky grade for chinese which will pull my grades down! why can’t we take malay? which is so much easier, since half of it’s basically english with funny phonetic spelling, and the other half are governed by simple one-size-fits-all rules. compared to a freaking pictorial language which has no alphabet.

lol i was walking home and i saw larissa with 2 other friends walking out of my estate. so freaky. i don’t see any RGS girls living here, just a ACS(P) kid who always goes to the bus stop with the usual schoolbag-carrying maid, and a boy with some funny turquoise school pants.

blogger beta is irritating. particularly when you can’t get it and when kevin the blogger noob can.

and to login to blogger nowadays, it’s:

- sign in as mootixguy, the blogger account
- get logged in as mootixguy@gmail.com
- so it’s wrong, right? click the button to switch over to blogger account.
- they show a page glorifying the whole beta thing.
- there are two choices, login to your blogger acc to sign up for beta OR “i don’t want to switch right now”
- since i know i don’t want it, i click that.
- i get transported back to the main page.
- then try to login again.

wait, i’m a bit lost. but it’s something like this. nvm.

i’m bored. games are either outright childish (like poke) or text-based (kol) or outright childish and trying to be a supercool epic fight between good and Crimson Barlog (maple). thus, i’m creating a whole new chain of those online egg thingies! adopt one now! (the date may be wrong. i will make the eggboyboy hatch when i actually have time, hehe.)

omg! the eggboyboy will hatch tomorrow! you gotta get one now! before it, um, hatches! and evolves into a eggbigman! then it will be no fun ANYMORE!

eggboyboy: gotta copy-paste them all!

go to www.sequentialpictures.com and download/view Stars wars the lost hope! it’s freaking funny, based on episode 3 but draws from the most cliched from all episodes.

united pwns. both uniteds in any case. wait, all three uniteds i mean.

pissy day.

i completed pokemon and then found out it was a screwed rom! so i can’t proceed with the more fun post-end (sounds funny?) stuff in the game. i need to defect to a better game now.

i’ve been having weird dreams. it’s so embarrassing! other people get holy visions from angels/God/their favourite Kids Central star asking them to come to Kids Central Live!, but no, i have to get those stupid dreams that make no sense.

i’ve resolved to be a better person. [insert rant about how i was inspired by recent sermon, and how i've been crapping around all this while, but how i will change for the better, and bring glory to God. and now this is the part where you get uncontrollablily touched and start bursting into tears. and when you receive that vision from the Super Duper Sumos or Teen Titans asking you to come to Kids Central Live!]

too bored to post.

i spent the weekend binging on EPL! i watched the sheffield ownage game! so sad livers won a dubious penalty. gerrard was pro, but he was apparently tripped by someone in the box. fowler put the penalty away.

yeehah arsenal got jacked by villa.

manu needs to win this one. its 2 best players will be sorely missed after fulham game.

i started a new wiki in a surge of inspiration
http://lotaet.wikispaces.com